I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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