Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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