If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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