do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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