i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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