how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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