SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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