happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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