Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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