The maid of honor just puked.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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