So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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