Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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