at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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