I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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