I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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