I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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