He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I need to align my fucking chakras
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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