You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
ttyl tear gas
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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