my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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