I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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