For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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