Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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