I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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