Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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