ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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