You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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