yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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