How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
It's just like the Real World with babies
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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