Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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