Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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