how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
how does that bad decision feel?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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