i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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