I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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