I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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