Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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