Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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