I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She bit a glass in half.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Watching her eat just hurts me
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
