I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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