Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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