He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
