Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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