Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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