Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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