Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
barbara walters just said penis...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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