I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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