Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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