Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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