shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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