Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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