I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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