I am in a vortex of obligation.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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