GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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