HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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