Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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