I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Barsexuality is the new black.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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